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Quotes by Max Seidelmann.

Max Seidelmann: "Riviera broke me. Damned Frenchman! Whadda you want?"
Frank Carlson: "How do I get to the gymnasium?"
Max Seidelmann: "Health nut, are ya? It's on the boat deck. Above us."
Frank Carlson: "Night."
Max Seidelmann: "Yeah, it's a night alright. A regular night to remember!"
Frank Carlson and Max Seidelmann on the A-Deck Promenade
"Lay off, will ya?"
Max Seidelmann on the A-Deck Promenade
"Look, I'm not interested in talking."
Max Seidelmann on the A-Deck Promenade
"Dontcha love this sea air? Really clears out the sinuses! Max Seidelmann. Philadephia, PA. Buyer for Haymakers Department Store. "The Sharpie of Spruce Street", they call me! You a sporting type? You look like a sporting type. C'mon down to the smoking room for a nightcap. Riviera's looking for someone to play a few hands of blackjack with him. Whaddaya say? Not much else to do. Not tonight. Brr! Cold as a cast-iron commode out here! So... whaddaya say?"
Frank Carlson and Max Seidelmann on the First Class Promenade
Frank Carlson: "Sorry, I've other plans."
Max Seidelmann: "Okay. Some other time, maybe?"
Frank Carlson denies Max Seidelmann's offer on the First Class Promenade
Max Seidelmann: "Change your mind?"
Frank Carlson: "No, I think I'll stay out here and get some fresh air."
Max Seidelmann: "Too bad. I could've introduced you to a man named Zeitel. Oh well. Another time, perhaps. G'night."
Frank Carlson and Max Seidelmann on the First Class Promenade
Max Seidelmann: "Change your mind?"
Frank Carlson: "Got an extra cigarette?"
Max Seidelmann: "Here ya go. An Old Red. Only brand I smoke. Let's hit the café. Whaddaya say?"
Frank Carlson and Max Seidelmann on the First Class Promenade
Frank Carlson: "You sound like a cardsharp to me."
Max Seidelmann: "If that's the way you're gonna be, don't bother! Sheesh! Just trying to be friendly. Some people! Look, I'm really not interested in talking. A cardsharp! Me! Max Seidelmann! Haymaker's head buyer!"
Frank Carlson and Max Seidelmann on the First Class Promenade
Frank Carlson: "Good night."
Max Seidelmann: "So long! Maybe I'll catch up with you in New York. We'll do a few shows, maybe?"
Frank Carlson and Max Seidelmann on the First Class Promenade
Max Seidelmann: "Hey, Colonel! How ya doing? Willie. Like you to meet a friend."
Alfred Zeitel: "A pleasure! Haderlitz and I, we welcome diversion during such an uneventful passage. Don't we Willie?"
Max Seidelmann introduces Frank Carlson to Colonel Zeitel and Willie von Haderlitz

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